SeanCody

A gay porn website that straight people are always curious and look up the most.

A: I just watched a really interesting movie last night!
B: Oh yeah, was it from SeanCody?

by PlayStupidGamesWinStupidPrizes June 27, 2021

Shandog

a slut or whore

That girl is such a shandog

by lennance June 20, 2023

texting standoff

(n) when you and another person mutually to text each other in the hopes that the other person is going to "give in" and text first but in the end you just don't talk anymore because neither will give in

They were in a texting standoff and neither would give in and text the other first.

by geekintechnicolor August 31, 2011

curdled seadog

A form of an orgy in which a guy and girl have bareback sex on a boat, after which another man then has sex with the same girl causing the other man's semen to curdle.

Jim: Hey Tod whudda you say me, you and your girlfriend do a curdled seadog friday night.
Tod: Why are you always trying to have sex with my girlfriend man?

Damn bro dat bitch be a curdled seadog

by P0JI December 25, 2011

Lesbian Standoff

A situation where two lesbians are attracted to each other, but each side is waiting for the other to make the first move.

Me and Brianna were in a lesbian standoff for 6 whole months before I finally worked up the courage to be the one to go first and ask her out!

by Too Gay for Gay August 29, 2022

Mexican shit standoff

When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.

I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.

by PotatoThunder December 26, 2021

Standoffish

Where one person seems to be a little distant and uncaring another person or thing is there; noninteracting.

She was way to standoffish, i couldn't get her to talk to me at all.

by Sam E. Potter April 22, 2008