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Scrambled egg baby

When a pregnant woman and her partner have so much sex that it scrambles the shit out of the baby and come out not 100%
My husband and I had so much sex our baby is probably a scrambled egg baby.
by Skyblue77 May 7, 2021
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Scramble her eggs

When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.
She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!
by SunflowerNikki April 8, 2022
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screemin scrammin

1.A word to substitute any form of verb taking place at the moment.

2.do work.
1.
man1:"how that pizza bro?"
man2:"shut the fuck im screemin scrammin"

2.
"hey steph what are you doing today?"
"totally screemin scrammin right now"
by DashingMeeK February 1, 2008
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calf scramble

big mess; i.e. clusterfuck. In many rodeos, there is often a calf scramble competition, where a herd of calves and a larger horde of teenagers are let loose in a ring. The teens try to catch, halter, and coax the calf into an area in the ring. Catching a calf usually wins you money towards the purchase of an animal to raise and return to the next year's stock show.
Joan: How's the P&G project?
Tom: We don't have data, the analysts are on vacation, and the client wants to move up the deadline. It's a total calf scramble right now.
by charliebrown0718 January 15, 2010
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Table scraps

A female that thinks she is a snack , but in reality she's been passed around too much to where she is wore out. Her vagina probably smells like burnt rubber. Use extreme caution.
That hoe thought she was a whole snack, turns out she just a whole lot of table scraps.
by Capt. Maddy Daddy July 24, 2019
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Office Scraps

Consists of lunch leftovers, unclaimed tupperware contents, birthday cake shavings, cupcakes, old donuts, glass jars filled with candy found in office buildings everywhere.

The saavy Office Scrapper can usually be fed throughout the course of the day in minimalistic fashion for free by grazing on these morsels of abandon. Albiet this may come with a strong chance of malnutrition.

Quality of Office Scraps rises exponentially depending on the positive cash flow or income of the company or organization. Civil service offices will provide the least quality and nutrition compared to a newly I.P.O'd company where you might even be able to obtain leftovers from a veggie platter on occasion.
Rita: "I'm stuffed..."

Molly: "Did you go off site for lunch? Somewhere nice?"

Rita: "Nope, I waited for everyone to leave Al's birthday party then I managed a piece of chocolate cake, four sugar snap peas, a half cup of Sprite and a cherry tomato."

Molly: "Ahh... Office Scraps."
by Grizzly September 1, 2009
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Kentucky scramble

The act of cracking an egg into a woman's vagina and fucking her so god damn hard that the friction and heat cooks the egg into nice, warm, delicious scrambled eggs.
"hey sweetie I'm really hungry"
"OK, want some scrambled eggs?"
"Lets go do a Kentucky scramble bitch"
by riybear July 12, 2015
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