Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

by dankboo October 2, 2019

Scorched Earth

When an intense rage overcomes a person to the point of losing ther mind and all self control, and go on a rampage of destruction of property or the person that wronged them.

I went Scorched Earth when the constant uncontrolled beeping from the device across the street that went on for days, compelled me to go insane, so I lost my head and went over there with a hammer and bashed it to bits.

by Slow-wit April 10, 2023

scorched earth

a woman who has razor burn on her downstairs.

That woman had a bad case of scorched earth.

by Justin and Mickey May 1, 2008

scorch shot

scorch shot, is a weapon used commonly by sniper pyros on 2fort, that strangely believe that they are snipers, and will attempt to burn anyone on the enemy battlements

that pyro is using the scorch shot, he needs help

by 2fort pyros August 24, 2021

scorched earth

for one entity to minimize incentive for a hostile entities to take over (from a military strategy of destroying anything of one's own assets the enemy could use during an occupation, popularized by China during World War 2)

The scorched earth campaign to stop them from nationalizing their business would surely backfire when customers complained.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2010

scorch muffin

spray a girls ass and tits with axe body spray. light it on fire and fuck her

scorch muffin that bitch

by bustynutsack1234 July 6, 2009

Scorched Earth

A bald spot that is typically found on a younger man's head that can be attributed to a personality that constantly displays extreme self-esteem issues, which in turn, causes unwarranted and completely random outbursts of fiery rage.

Student 1: Man! Why is that weird kid always flipping out on our spanish teacher?

Student 2: No idea, but I bet thats why he's got some Scorched Earth spreading across his Dome.

by NightmanCometh6 April 25, 2010