Fan schmitt bowler

When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.

Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.

by Linduh October 24, 2003

schmitzy

perspire, to sweat

Its schmitzy as hell outside!

by vandango March 19, 2009

schmidty

When a manager offers a monetary raise to an employee if the employee has sex with said manager. As the manager reaches climax he turns to the employee and says, "by the way, your fired"

guy1: we need to get rid of that girl
guy2: ill take her home tonight and schmidty her

by genevakiller November 17, 2009

Schmitt's Beer Gesture

The act of performing a waving hand that rises from hip to head level after something awesome happens or is mentioned. It may also be spurned by the airing of "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen. The Gesture may also be accompanied by a verbal "OOOoooh!" The aforementioned Gesture is originally seen being used in the Schmitt's Gay Beer commercial on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sander and Chris Farley.

1) Overheard: "Van Halen, Poison, Def Leppard, and Journey are coming to town this year" Instantly followed by one or more Schmitt's Beer Gestures.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.

by Brian@UD March 31, 2008

schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019

Schnittybeer

A typical Thursday night out with the boys. The night consists of a $10 chicken schnitzel and a $10 beer tasting paddle. The schnitzel is usually served with hot chips, salad, and gravy/pepper sauce. It is expected that you save the schnitzel for last. Occasionally the beer paddle is cheaper than $10 but you need the friendship with Mitch badge to receive this.

Hey lads, wanna go for schnittybeer tonight?

Keen for schnittybeer?

by Kyle_trumpet August 10, 2017

shmitty

da best name ever
da coolest person alive

i wish shmitty was my name

by josh choi February 20, 2005