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Saxophone Player

Saxophone Players. Probably attractive. Usually attractive. Always attractive. Really good with blowing. Also romantic and feels the need to always play the hit song Careless Whisper.
Person: Hey have you heard the new saxophone player? She's really good.

Person 2: yea she is always playing careless whisper. The fourth time today.
by lung disease June 25, 2023
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Tenor Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone (Shiny curve boi) - The best instrument that exists and ever will exist. Just low enough to get those fat rich notes and just high enough to grab the audience's attention for a sick solo.

Tenor Saxophonist - The super cool person that plays the best instrument ever and is super chill about it even when adoring fans flock them and ask to touch their instrument. Social and a bit competitive, but not egotistical, unlike other saxophonists COUGH ALTOS COUGH

All saxophonists are prone to play jazz songs and random licks at rehearsal. It's our nature. Don't blame us.
Person 1: Did you hear that amazing tenor saxophone solo???

Person 2: I KNOW, so SMOOTH!!!

Alto Sax Player: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
by platypusvibes February 26, 2023
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Saxophone Zone

Like The Trombone Section but with more people playing Careless Whisper.
Collin: Why is there romantic music in the background?
Ariel: wELCOME TO THE SAXOPHONE ZONE-
by tv-head November 16, 2019
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Salisbury saxophone

Smoking apparatus for crystal substances
Pass me the Salisbury saxophone you pig I want to get on the level to
by Meth pipe June 16, 2021
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Smelly Saxophone

When a woman is giving man a blow job and then the man farts while she is sucking his dick.
Him: Keep on blowing my dick and I'm gonna give you a smelly saxophone.

Her: *glob glob glob*
by _123345_ July 26, 2021
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Anglo saxophone

A best artist you will ever see in your flipping life
It’s the myth the legend, it’s Anglo saxophone
by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022
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Anus saxophone

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
by Boxyboxyman October 3, 2014
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