alaskan sardines

An Alaskan sardine is a sexual act of freezing large amounts of semen in tubular popsicle trays, then using this "cumsicle" as a toy for masturbation

The porn stars are now starting a trend called "Alaskan sardines."

by thegreatjlinc February 8, 2017

Flag

Get the alaskan sardines mug.

Sardine Time

A male-male-female group soaking session. Can involve more dudes, but only one woman. In this arrangement, the guys are "packed in like a bunch of sardines" and often shake each other so that none of them have to sin against alien Jesus. A controversial approach to sexuality amd purity requirements within the church. Common criticisms include it being a legalistic perversion of Joseph Smith's revelation, thats it's really gay, and that it has the potential to leave a whole generation of female saints "wallerred out". As one elder commented, "Steve, just imagine if the guys were black."

I just love sardine time with Joseph and Hezekiah. When they jiggle me, I really feel the spirit. Becky is a good woman, a fine conduit. Do you think we could wedge someone else in there? For the faith?

by Thedacious Jones October 26, 2025

Flag

Get the Sardine Time mug.

Sardine Can

An overcrowded bus during the Coronavirus pandemic.

"Man, there's way too many passengers on this mo-fo! When we reach the next stop, I'm getting off this fucking sardine can."

by CBinion91 November 22, 2020

Flag

Get the Sardine Can mug.

Sauce the sardines

1. To share gossip.

Synonyms: spread rumors, spread gossip, circulate rumors, spill tea, spread stories, tittle-tattle, tattle, talk, whisper, tête à tête, tell tales, stories, muckrake, tidbit

Past tense: Sauced the sardines

"I watched Marsha and Abby in the corner sauce the sardines in private."

“You told me you had sardines to sauce, what is it?”

by Becutestaymute July 31, 2019

Flag