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Sanchez Line

Similar to the Mendoza Line in Major League Baseball. Named after Samuel Sanchez who spent three years as the #1 person on the Aurora (IL) Police Eligibility List and never get hired. It is the imaginary line between two numbers on an eligibility list that separates people who have a chance of being hired and those that do not have a chance. It is not good to be anywhere close to the Sanchez Line.
I'm number 28 on the list and I don't think I will be hired because I am too close to the Sanchez Line.

That would suck to be that Sanchez guy and be number 1 for three years and never hired before the list expires

The department is hiring 10 so anything below 20 would be around the Sanchez Line.
by CPBPCPD June 15, 2012
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sanchez bump

The increase in web traffic you receive after appearing on CNN's Rick Sanchez Show. Alternatively, a sexual maneuver performed while watching CNN's Rick Sanchez Show in a damp Extended Stay hotel room.
"Dude, you should see the sanchez bump I just got! No, on my website. Not in a hotel room. That's gross. You're gross."
by sanchezfan86 March 16, 2009
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Sanchez Finger

The act of rasing ones first finger to the upper lip after telling a sexual joke.
Chris says "why dosent the chicken wear pants?" ashlyn says "I dunno" Chris says "cuz his pecker is on his head! (at this point Chris would rase his first finger to his upper lip, thus making a "Sanchez Finger")
by Sancho1wdhs! November 9, 2008
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Sanchez Swashbuckler

after banging a chick in the ass, you take your cock, rub it under her nose along her upper lip, and then spooge in her eye, causing the "yarrrrrrrrr!" pirate wink along with a slight poo smell.
"Dude she so smelled her own poo after i gave her a blind eye."

"really? she let you do that?"

"i told her it was a Sanchez Swashbuckler, and her curiosity allowed me to place my dick under her nose before i came in her eye."
by dascanadians March 9, 2009
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Sanchez Steamer

The action Aiden Brooks takes part in during Mrs. Cok’s 5th hour health class
Hey Mrs. Cock, can i go for the daily sanchez steamer?
by iSlayPenis October 5, 2021
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Sanchez Syndrome

One who drinks a little and suffers the consequences
Sanchez Syndrome= 3 beers equals 4 dudes
by Lines January 1, 2009
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Sanchez Rule

Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:

Person A: Is 24 years old.

Person B: is 17 years old.

24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17

This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
by go_to_division February 28, 2011
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