Sage

sage is the sweetest boy ever he likes to draw and paint and he has two pet cats who he loves so much 😭 he plays silly little computer games and he has amazinf music taste. Hes so sweet and understanding and funny and will make you feel like the luckiest person alive ☹️

me: i love my bf sage hes so sweet and cute
my driend: stfu u talk abt him all the damn time

by Sagesbf January 13, 2022

Sage

Character in valorant who heals people and can set up annoying walls.

Yo dude there sage is hit for 117 damage! Never mind she just healed herself.

by MICHAELRANSOM April 25, 2020

Sage

Sage is a chick who just might be a dude occasionally. She's never afraid to admit when she's wrong. She's pretty cool.

"Sage confuses me - one minute she's female, next he's male!"
"Sage is pretty sick bro."

by BoopyDaDoopy February 26, 2020

Sage

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sage sucks. sage is a rejected fucking muppet who always likes to make fun of Mickayla who btw is a talented brilliant amazing show-stopping spectacular person who’s just trying to go with her days when fucking SUDDENLY-

by anamazingtruthfulperson August 27, 2019

Sage

Sage is too kool for skool. She has the most beautiful eyeballs and her eyebrows are thicc as hecc!!!! She is the sexiest being alive, and everybody thinks that she is beautiful and perfect. She's very hot, but if you mess with her, she will kill you! No joke! She is willllld!

Joe: Gosh, there goes that man again! He is sexy and smart and everybody likes him.

Joshua: I know a girl like that! I love her!
Joe: I bet her name is Sage.

by analqueef420 August 27, 2018

Sage

Sage is a god. He is the finest person you will ever meet. So if you find a sage suck his dick.

Sage is so hot let me give him top.

by NBA younggod January 05, 2020

Sage

Loves dogs, likes to travel.. typically has blonde hair... cares a lot about her friends and is a great person to talk to. Usually very well known and has multiple hidden talents, she’s extremely loyal. At times fucks up but gets back on her feet. Very accepting and enjoys meeting new people and learning new things. Can be very argumentative at times but typically a very beautiful lovely girl who everyone needs to know. Most sages love to make bad jokes, and laugh at them theresleves.has a love for old music... and doesn’t tend to dress to impress.

-“Do you know that girl sage”

-“omg, yes she’s perfect”

by Heiskaishshqqa October 08, 2018