i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants

a term used to define the divine itching of the groin

"Hey, Guess What?"
"what"
"i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"You're pretty sick there, Chubs"
"hey Girl"
"hey"
"I have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
*smack*
"but i do...."
"Hi, i have 500 plantisimals in my sweatpants"
"o"

by poopy mc shizerhead April 13, 2007

California sweatpants

otherwise known as basketball shorts

It is so hot today Oliver wore his California sweatpants

by Ihave10toes3 November 28, 2015

wearing sweatpants out

It's normal you could wear it anywhere you see those tiktoks? Well there is nothing wrong.

Friend: YOOO YOU'RE WEARING SWEATPANTS OUT TO SCHOOL??

Me: yea?

by itz_noob December 19, 2022

south dakota sweatpants

When you piss your pants and make your midwest lot lizard wear them home.

Gave Tyeler my South Dakota sweatpants last night.

by SdRaider August 14, 2023

Sweatpants John

Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.

Brooooo that Sweatpants John literally killed me in 5 seconds. Fortnite is such a tough game!

by Cragnon December 17, 2023

Sweatpants stunna

A person that appears attractive despite wearing very casual clothing, such as sweatpants.

Look at that girl. She's so hot. Yet, she spends no time "getting ready'. She is a Sweatpants stunna.

by FabFatFreddy April 18, 2010

Plaid sweatpants

Someone who thinks they have a big weenier

Look at that guys nonexistent bulge! Oh… should’ve guessed, he’s wearing plaid sweatpants.

by Candyapple September 3, 2022