Starcasm

The way a certain person does not understand how sarcasm works.

Chris: "I really love dying"
Star: "Why would you love that?"
Samantha: "Starcasm at its finest"

by S33ING_R3D July 10, 2022

stairmasterbating

To engage in an intense exercise or fitness regime which causes one to ignore relationships and responsibilities; usually a short-lived affair seen at the beginning of the year and immediately prior to bikini season.

Jessica: "Sorry I didn't call you back. I was on the treadmill. I love the way I feel now that I'm losing weight!"

Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."

by vaguelyethnic March 29, 2010

Cleveland Stairmaster

While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.

Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....

by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010

Stairgasm

The uber-intense feeling felt when listening to Jimmy Page's solo in "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin.

Dude I had such an intense Stairgasm right then when "Stairway to Heaven" played on the radio.

by Windyfellow February 5, 2009

starcasm

A unstable gamergirl who may or may not be a cat dont assume her gender or species. she is moody and possessive if she licks you she owns you.

im not sure if thats a dude or chick it might be a starcasm for all i know

by NotBroclee July 6, 2018

stairmaster

To totally own, abuse, or dominate.

He really stairmastered his nuts on that firehydrant.

I'll stairmaster that loser.

by chad&friends April 15, 2003

starcaster

An electric guitar by Fender that plays better the harder and louder you play. But in the amazing world of slang, this term can also be used to describe a noun that improves with rough treatment.

"Those two have a sort of weird, Starcaster kind of love. It's like, he whips her, and she loves him a little more every time. I'll never understand love."

"dude, it's porn. BDSM is NOT about love."

by J-Thatch December 29, 2017