mace spanner

A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!

Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!

by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017

winkle spanner

Someone called Dom who is shit at washing up

Dom you absolute winkle spanner

by AL2001 July 6, 2023

red spanner

Oxy-acetylene torch/welder. Called a red spanner due to its versatility.

Go and get the red spanner to cut that piece of bar

I used the red spanner to weld that bit of pipe

by mickwheelz July 13, 2009

Charcoal Spanner

Also known as Charlotte Spencer, she is known to spend over 70% of her school time on her phone in the bathroom with her friends, taking mirror selfies which rarely show her face, as it is either always covered by her phone, or her hand. She also has a tendency to put a ask me anything x box on her instagram story, normally 3-4 times per week. It is also rumor to her having a crush on a teacher named Derek Jennison. She is always flirting and taking pictures of him.

Is that Charcoal Spanner flirting with Mr Jennison again? What a ho.

by Mooscula April 5, 2019

mind spanner

A term used to describe a poor level of workmanship in regard to tightening nuts or other attatchments of that nature.

Person B: "WTF the suspension leg has fallen off?"
Person E: "well its not my fault, i tightened it myself"
Person L: "with what, your fucking mind spanner?"

by Andy Mofflet July 25, 2006

Spanner

i've had two, and i'm 13

it's aw rold record

by ashgdjkhsopdhg October 17, 2003

Spanner Monkey

When someone has been idiotic, foolish, or incredibLy fucking stupid.

"Hey Jim! Wheres my hat?"
"On your head you spanner monkey!!!"

by Jack Skipp February 16, 2004