smush parker

A scrub basketball player on the L.A. Lakers

"Man did you see the Lakers game last nite?"

"Yea Smush Parker sucks!"

by illest_negro April 13, 2006

kush and smush

The act of smoking weed, then having sex.

My girl and I only managed smoking one bowl before we started going at it. I mean, I love going out with her and doing other things, but a good ol' kush and smush always makes a perfect day.

by torithetiger16 August 06, 2011

smush-face

an ugly creature who appears to have been ran over by a school bus and then repeatedly smacked with a shovel

"Oh my God, I look like smush-face!

by arbmag98 July 23, 2011

Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck

by gnix February 26, 2009

smush pad

A place to have sex, typically your house or a certain room where sexual activity engages.

Bro, I took her back to the smush pad after dinner.

by smushmonster October 25, 2010

smushed whoopee

Another word for gang bang

I want to have a smushed whoopee with the girls soccer team

by whatsup123456789 January 25, 2018

Smushed pickle

Extremely inebriated, mushed mouthed from achohol abuse causing one to be an aggressive shit kid. Lowered inhibitions..

Wow! Destiny was a smushed pickle last night..

by Jimmbosliggity May 20, 2019