Siamesefemalefacial Photography

The act of females sticking their faces together whenever they are photographed.

"That pic has a classic example of Siamesefemalefacial Photography."

by peedidly September 26, 2011

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

by electrobaalsword December 14, 2021

simese

The language that people on the Sims(EA Game) speak to eachother, that sounds a lot like gibberish, but its not. People who are obsessed with the sims, usually know how to speak some of this simple yet complicated language.

She was addicted to the Sims 3, therefore she fluently spoke simese!

by simsaddict1595 December 29, 2010

siamese punch monkey

Double fisting.

holy shit, that girl was so loose I siamese punch monkeyed her.

by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010

Siamese nose burn

when you stick a straws up both nostrils and try to sniff multiple lines of drugs or miscillaneous.

She sniffed so much coke up both nostrils it gave her a Siamese nose burn.

by blazed1 April 23, 2009

Siameseabolical

When two people think alike on more than one occasion in one day. Able to read each others thoughts, super close, scary knowing of each other (or what the other will say). Can be seen in many friendships, relationships, or family.

Fred: "did u see that?"
George: "yeah, they are doin the same exact thing at the same time O.o"
Fred: "thats Siameseabolical"

by cuttie924416 September 13, 2012

Siamese Hitch Hiking

A sexual practice in which both partners simultaneously insert their thumbs into each others' rectums.

"I was having sex with my girlfriend, and then she wanted to try siamese hitch hiking."

by meaniedevilface September 3, 2012