Shrek is Love

Shrek is life.

Dude, i watched shrek is love last night!

It hurt, but I do it for Shrek.

by Shrekk May 13, 2014

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

A religion founded around our great Ogrelord, Shrek. We show our loyalty to him by praying to Shrek every day. It is crucially important that everyone in the religion make a Shrek shrine and pray to it. If not you will be at a shrekoning. A shrekoning is when Shrek comes to your house and kills you with his holy onions. If you pay to Shrek every day, he may call upon you to go to the great onion temple. When your go there, always at night, Shrek will Shrek you along with four others. This is a holy occasion and is held twice a month, on the first Tuesday and the last Thursday.

-Did you pray to Shrek today?
-Crap, I forgot!
-well get ready for your shrekoning, bro.
-oh yeah...
-I guess you'll remember to know that Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

by Shrekthegreat June 14, 2016

Shrek Bongo

A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.

Hey Shrek Bongo! How are you today?
I am alright I guess

by CallMePhil April 7, 2020

Shrek Daddy mac

Created in 2007 by two guys who worked at Great American Cookies in the Altamonte Springs Mall, the Shrek Daddy Mac is created by combining two Double Cheeseburgers and a McChicken in a precise order. You take the first Double Cheeseburger, separate it so it's in 2 halves with a bun, a slice of cheese, and a patty on each half. You then do the same with the other Double Cheeseburger. Then you put the two bottom halves onto each other, the McChicken in the middle bun and all, and then the two top halves on top. If you did it right, you should have a bottom bun, a patty, a slice of cheese, another bottom bun, another patty, another slice of cheese, an entire McChicken, another patty, a top bun, another patty, and one last top bun. And that my friends, is the Shrek Daddy Mac. Enjoy it.

All rights go to Comito and Richie.

"I'm so full. On my break I went upstairs to the food court and bought McDonalds, then I made myself a Shrek Daddy Mac."

by Jace555 May 4, 2009

shrek's breakfast

weed. kush. straight dank. Wiz Khalifa's best friend.

Ay bro you tryna get some shrek's breakfast?

by marinaras September 10, 2016

shrek butthole

when your butthole turns green and yells "what are you doing in my swamp"

"shut up dan! sorry its my shrek butthole again"

by mrtinkles4 January 26, 2019

Shrek Has Swag

Series of videos that contain concrete Proof that God exists

Petscop 2 is canceled, the "Shrek Has Swag" remake is canceled too

by PyrocynicalTheMLGGamer April 22, 2019