A Sharon is a well-intentioned yet misguided person who has difficulty with following directions. This inability to properly execute tasks, such as on clearly labeled prepared foods, leads to epic holiday fails. The only recourse? To blame the manufacturer. Many people think this is absurd however quite ridiculously funny as well.

One Thanksgiving, Sharon yeeted a pumpkin pie into the sun (though some have argued that it may actually have been satan’s asshole or hellfire) and the scorched pie was the stuff of nightmares and endless memes. The real tragedy, however was when Sharon left a review on the pie maker’s company website “thanking them for ruining Thanksgiving.”

Sharon by FlexiWheeler December 8, 2021

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By far one of the most amazing person you can meet. She is: silly, kind, sweet, and downright gorgeous. She can make you smile and make your day so easily. By far the definition of a keeper

Gosh Sharon is so amazing!!!!!

sharon by tubaguy98 December 3, 2016

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Once you meet a Sharon, you'll say to yourself "Where have you been all my life?", once you meet them, however, you'll feel like you've known them for longer than you really have, they're the kind of people that make you fall more in love with them the more you get to know them, because they're everything you've ever wanted in a person.

Person 1: Dude, i met this girl named Sharon a couple days ago, and she's just so perfect, just UUGHH

Person 2: Wow congrats, bro!

Sharon by TheBlackLotus December 21, 2016

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