Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.

John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle

by Blank283 March 24, 2010

straddle

to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart

to straddle a horse

by Rai Huang December 23, 2008

scriddle

to scratch someone's back while cuddling them

we were cuddling and back scratching at the same time....the scriddle

by The Scriddler April 4, 2010

scaddywampus

skad-ee-womp-uhs

-n. A state of things being completely opposite of how they should be, or how you expect them to be

Like when this guy you totally hate starts dating this girl you totally like. That's so scaddywampus.

When you walk into a really really dirty bedroom you can say, "Woaha! Everything is all scaddywampus up in here!"

by c@ve m@n June 23, 2011

Scradooble

Meaning big bust of cum during a good period of time/good experience.

friend 1: “bro, did you see Ali-A’s new video?”
friend 2: “hell yeah! i wanna scradooble all over his face.”

by coochie monster 420 69 December 2, 2018

scaddum

the feeling you get when you need to leave and go get something.

Did you see the new spicy mcchicken? let’s scaddum and get it

by paigegoodm June 4, 2020

Straddle jack

Two men riding on a single motorcycle

“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”

“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”

by Ilovevds May 27, 2021