Sautee the sardine

The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.

Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...

by FishLover87 July 20, 2011

Flying Sardine

Nickname given to the de Havilland Chipmunk, an British military training aircraft used from 1946 to 1996.

Most of us Tornado Jocks cut our teeth in Flying Sardines.

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003

Chocolate Sardine

When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.

I went to the filing cabinet to pull the TPS reports and found a chocolate sardine!

by MonkeyClaw® May 12, 2011

Microwaved Sardine

A derogatory term that can be used on anyone as an insult.

Dave: I don't like you
Alex: Shut up you microwaved sardine

by cutmybumcheeks March 6, 2019

Saucy sardine

Another word for cock

Oh boy mama that’s a saucy sardine

by TheAngryGamer November 13, 2018

Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.

I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.

by Lawgin February 13, 2021

Sussy Sardine

When 3 guys are laying in one twin sized bed😏

Me and the boys are sussy Sardines

by Bigfaddy April 19, 2022