rutgersfest

The one day of the year where all the students of Rutgers University stay indoors after dark and watch the citizens of new brunswick and their friends roam the streets and do hood rat things from second and third story windows.

Dude check it out! Four guys just tackled some kid into the front of a moving car! Now they decked the cop trying to break it up!

Pardon me officer, but was the individual who just started the fight with our entire fraternity from Rutgers? No? We figured.

Holy Shit!! Those guys just lit a car on fire!

Hey You! Don't pee on the Nissan Maxima!

They must be freshmen, they're outside during rutgersfest.

by Joe Venis May 6, 2011

rutgers

where the meat is

"yo, i'ma go to rutgers, that's where the meat is."

by al jorgenson May 4, 2004

rutgers

Purgatory where people who couldn't pay for a better school go until they get into a real graduate/medical/law school.

Yeh, I'm going to Rutgers to save money before I get into Harvard Medical School.

by Big Phil September 16, 2006

Rutter's

Your map place when in York city. They have the greatest employees. (Some may think so, but oh well).

"I am lost. Oh, look, there is a Rutter's, we must be in York. O there is another one, and another, and an other. Ahhh!"

by INYGS3 May 15, 2006

rutgersfest

noun: event in which all students attending Rutgers University, a state university of New Jersey, drink excessive amounts of cheap beer, roast pigs and openly share and contract any number of the hundreds of STDs for which Rutgers is famously known to incubate. It is surmised that one of the residence halls on the Rutgers-New Brunswick campus was a hot zone for some of the more serious epidemics of sexually transmitted diseases of the mid-90s.

"Dude, Rutgersfest '08 was fucking insane. After I polished off 3 cases of Natty Ice, I ate a fuckin' pig eye and woke up in the bathtub with that chubby chick from Alpha Mega Ho. There's a bitemark on my elbow and my balls are really itchy, but It was fucking awesome. I think."

by Lilly Caitlyn Gorman Jr May 3, 2008

rutgers

public university located in new brunswick, new jersey. rutgers has great food(fat sandwiches and pizza), the football games are fun, and there's lots classes to choose from. with that being said... the school continues to desperately hang on to the obscure fact that the first college football game was played here, and desperately continues to hang onto the "public ivy" nametag. parties are usually awful since they tend to revolve around guido infested frats. professors are hit and miss since apparently you don't need to speak english to get a job here. located in a shit city. everyone seems to be here because they slacked off in high school, because the in-state tuition is cheap, or because it's got name recognition. and generally if you plan on having sex with a scarlet knight, you may want to wrap it. twice.

why the fuck did i decide to go to rutgers?

by The Big W February 16, 2008

rutgers

STD Capital of the world!!! 82%STD Rate

AHHH!!! It's Burning I think I caught it at Rutgers.

by faf September 16, 2006