rusty

A pug who pretty much resembles anybody with down syndrome.

"Food, Rusty? Food?!"

by Chris March 30, 2005

Rusty Wizard

Shoving a Flare Into Someones Ass.

"Man, I just gave him a Rusty Wizard ."

by Archipelagoes June 14, 2015

rusty cowboy

Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.

1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.

2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.

by Vaquero#1 March 08, 2014

rusty ride

The act of being ridden anally.

She was riding me cowgirl style and then put it in the stink and gave me a rusty ride.

by sbp1029 October 18, 2013

rusty tugboat

A vigorous handjob, immediately following anal sex, to mitigate sucking on poop dick.

Alan was elated when his mom agreed to ass-to-mouth! But was heartbroken when she gave him a rusty tugboat first. :(

by Dubya82 September 21, 2013

Rusty Nickel

It is a dirty asshole

If you don’t wipe you’ll have a rusty nickel

by BigBen2026 September 07, 2023

rusty strudel

A person with ginger colored pubes.

Girl: I liked him before I found out he was rusty strudel.

by bigpeep113 December 18, 2016