Rule 94

Rule 92 and 93 dont exist until. If someone makes those rules they are invalid.

P1-i made rule 92 its...
P2-RUle 94
P1-... nevermind

by That guy, no not that one January 1, 2011

Rule 93

This rule states that if you see a chicken/duck you got to hit it with a shovel.
This expression sprung up from the "famous" youtuber slyfoxhounds (xXSlyFoxHoundXx, part of a group called The Creatures) Minecraft videos. He used the fact (before some updates) that if you hit a chicken with a shovel, you were given the loot 1 or 2 feathers and a piece of chicken, wich can be consumed.

person 1: Oh, look! A chicken!

Person 2:I envoke Rule 93! *hits it with shovel*

by Ephixa December 28, 2011

Rule 99

No matter what you watch on YouTube, you always end up on ponies.
Always.

Friend 1: I was watching a video on YouTube about how to make a sandwich, and started following the related videos. Somehow how ended up on a video where a yellow pony said "I'm the world champ y'know." and squeaked.
Friend 2: Rule 99.

by High Warlord Skar May 13, 2012

Rule 97

Never, under any circumstances, make a dragon cry.

Recently a neighbor broke rule 97, we haven’t heard from him since.

by ᴬᵞᴵᵀˢˢᴾᵁᶻᶻ September 29, 2018

Rule 92

For every song there is a dubstep remix of it. No exceptions.

Rule 92: Wheels on the Bus go round and round remix. nuff' said

by youknowtherules November 7, 2012

Rule 93

See Rule 899

Rule 899 is Rule 93 (this is not)

by sanchopancho02 March 14, 2019

Rule 9005

All internet Rules are nulled GF faggots.

Rule 9005 you finally got over 9000 5 times reading rules I just wasted your mofo LIFE BITCHES cuz they aint real

by Trololololololollolololololol July 6, 2011