Term.1 A watch that costs more than everything you own and you probably need to not eat for 6 weeks to get the cheapest one
Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.
Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.
Friend: I got that new 2000 dollar Rolex man
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch
Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you
Friend: looks at you surprised
You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch
Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you
Friend: looks at you surprised
You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END
by Pussydetroyer101 December 22, 2018
Get the Rolexmug. A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019
Get the Rolexmug. by Breethekiwi October 12, 2022
Get the ankle rolexmug. DNANR An acronym for Daddy needs a new Rolex. A motivational cry when two Bros need to drive revenue.
Bro #1: Dude, I can wait to flip some houses with you!
Bro #2: Fo So, DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)
Bro #2: Fo So, DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)
by Aspiring Hoe June 14, 2024
Get the DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)mug. An ankle bracelet. Named after the seedy town of Caboolture (QLD) and some of their notorious citizens you're liable to see wearing an ankle bracelet there. The inclusion of Rolex implies that it's a device that's strapped to an appendage of the body.
by Oddballer December 28, 2024
Get the Caboolture Rolexmug. An ugly ass Green Rolex that you wear solely for the fact that you want someone with a ripped Larry Bird jersey to jump you and beat you the fuck up, not to take the rolex because its disgusting looking, but just because you chose to wear a green rolex
by Kiri's Content House December 20, 2022
Get the The Boston Rolexmug. An electronic tag
by Adam Paz March 10, 2020
Get the scouse rolexmug.