Will roberts

Just an absolute top bloke. Most famous for slaying flatties and shredding fatties. Known as a literal god to some, known as the second coming of Jesus Christ to others. A pest to both blokes and Liptons Peach Ice Tea.
Her: I just caught some fattie flatties
Him: wow youre such a Will roberts
Her: I will now recite the entire script for the Bee Movie
Him: ok butty
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Robert

A great pilot who always keeps a good head on his shoulders. Sometimes gets frustrated when things don't work right. Short. always caring and helpful.
Wow, Robert really helped me with that question!
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Sometimes can be a bitch but honestly very loyal when you need him. He is silly and annoying.
Robert is there for you when you need him.
by losthillsgang November 27, 2018
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- Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid

- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material
Goddammit Robert
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Robert is a man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love.He is the meme Lord that will save the world one day.he will use the power of Idubbbz to defeat the non memer's and will defeat the loomynarty.His real name is XxxPUZZYSHREKPEPExxX.He is also the ultimate thot slayer.
Did you see Robert slay that thot?
by RobertCarrillo April 24, 2018
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by under thunder December 11, 2013
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1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.”

2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)

3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
1. Hello my name is robert

2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.

3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
by MrHappy321 July 07, 2009
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