He's tall, charming and beautiful, the type of person who will always make you laugh and comfortable around them, who will always respect and take good care of you. Everyone loves them, they're gorgeous with the most beautiful brown eyes, you won't want to let them go.
by ILoveToLove<3 March 2, 2022
Get the Robertmug. by losthillsgang November 27, 2018
Get the Robertmug. A great pilot who always keeps a good head on his shoulders. Sometimes gets frustrated when things don't work right. Short. always caring and helpful.
by PiperComanche November 6, 2017
Get the Robertmug. - Hide yo wife Hide yo kids -
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid
- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material
- This guy flirts with your mom
- He is that good looking weird guy
- Carefree, adventurous, outgoing, funny, shameless, idiot, careless, nasty, inconsiderate, and loving.
- That one guy who will make all the pure/nice things in the world look stupid
- Will say some taboo shit out loud without making it awkward.
- Your best friend material
Goddammit Robert
by Hematochezia August 17, 2017
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love.He is the meme Lord that will save the world one day.he will use the power of Idubbbz to defeat the non memer's and will defeat the loomynarty.His real name is XxxPUZZYSHREKPEPExxX.He is also the ultimate thot slayer.
by RobertCarrillo May 29, 2018
Get the Robertmug. 
1. A male given name: from Germanic words meaning “glory” and “bright.”
2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)
3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
2. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth, JC. born 4? b.c., crucified a.d. 29?, the source of the Christian religion. (the name robert and jesus are synonymous)
3. A man with amazing sexual skills, he can bring any girl anywhere to an orgasm at any time if he wishes. He is also sweet, caring, and the greatest guitar player ever (even better than Hendrix and van Hallen put together)
1. Hello my name is robert
2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.
3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
2. Hey jesus (robert) whats up.
3. Shit robert just fucked my girlfriend and now she left me on m y wedding day.
by MrHappy321 July 6, 2009
Get the robertmug.