Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed and managed by SM Entertainment. They debuted on August 1, 2014 with the digital single "Happiness" with the four-member line-up of Irene, Seulgi, Wendy and Joy. Yeri joined the group in March 2015, following their first major release, Ice Cream Cake.

STAN RED VELVET. AND WE WANT A FULL ALBUM FOR THEMMMMM

WE WANT A COMEBACK THIS 2020.

SM SUCKS

AND WE WANT PSYCHO SOTYYY!!

Dude what is Red Velvet?

Is that a cake?

Nope its a korean girl group

by Imalittlemonster08012016 October 14, 2020

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A Red Velvet

When you freeze your shit to use as a dildo, whilst on your period.

“I’m going to go home and try a Red Velvet”

by ballicaust February 1, 2025

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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

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