Derived from the term “Raging Boner”. The “Raging Richard” describes a specific sequence of events leading to a visible boner ‘raging’ underneath a male individual’s shorts. The ‘Richard’ in question will likely achieve legendary status among his peers for successfully completing this sequence.
Steps to performing a Raging Richard:
1. A particularly eager female (also known as a ‘ratchet’) must be present for social interaction. She must also have a boyfriend/significant other present in the environment.
2. The female must be courted by the ‘Richard’ and accompanied to an area where seating is possible.
3. After seating, at any point during this interaction, the female must proceed to stand up and walk away.
4. Immediately, the male must firmly smack the female’s ass and state in a seductive voice: “hop on”.
5. The female must now straddle the ‘Richard’, and vigorously "dry hump" him.
6. Concurrent with the straddling, the significant other of the ratchet must be in the vicinity, and stare intently. The significant other must not intervene.
7. The male must now reach a state of having a raging boner. He must also be wearing shorts thin enough that the occurring ‘rager’ will lift the fabric and become visible to the public (to “pitch a tent”).
8. Once these events have all been completed, one will be known to have performed a “Raging Richard”.
Steps to performing a Raging Richard:
1. A particularly eager female (also known as a ‘ratchet’) must be present for social interaction. She must also have a boyfriend/significant other present in the environment.
2. The female must be courted by the ‘Richard’ and accompanied to an area where seating is possible.
3. After seating, at any point during this interaction, the female must proceed to stand up and walk away.
4. Immediately, the male must firmly smack the female’s ass and state in a seductive voice: “hop on”.
5. The female must now straddle the ‘Richard’, and vigorously "dry hump" him.
6. Concurrent with the straddling, the significant other of the ratchet must be in the vicinity, and stare intently. The significant other must not intervene.
7. The male must now reach a state of having a raging boner. He must also be wearing shorts thin enough that the occurring ‘rager’ will lift the fabric and become visible to the public (to “pitch a tent”).
8. Once these events have all been completed, one will be known to have performed a “Raging Richard”.
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