An individual that is treated like an absolute piece of trash by people that don't appreciate or respect them for who they are or what they provide. An animal treated sub par by other animals or humans.
He treats her like a garbage racoon whilst he runs around texting other busted women, in front of and behind her back...
by Madame Breaux psychic December 18, 2020
The person implying they are forgetful and sometimes only thinking about food and sleep. Can also be another meaning for 'stupid' in a joking way.
Girl 1: Did you remember to do that thing I asked you to do?
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry
OR
Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.
Girl : *Long pause* ...I have racoon brain, sorry
OR
Guy: You know you could've just done a U-Turn?
Girl: ...Oh lol god damn it
Guy: Lol you have such a racoon brain.
by Izziloop March 26, 2023
as the guy is about to blow his load, he grabs the girls hair, jabs his dick into both her eye sockets, giving her blackeyes the next day, then blows the cum onto her face
by lenda6669 July 07, 2009
When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.
by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017
by JimmyC October 30, 2003
by Frank Eustace November 27, 2004
When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.
by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017