Coachella ready

Used to describe slutty alternative/indie clothing, often sarcastically. Based on clothing found at Coachella music festival.
Person 1: Damn, that is one slutty dress
Person 2: *Sarcasm* Coachella Ready!!!
by crazy4pigeons April 13, 2015
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Bottom ready

Adequate hygienic preparedness of an anally receptive sex partner.

Used to indicate to a partner that proper precautions have been taken and there will be little to no chance of a "mess" during anal sex. It is also free of any graphic words that might spoil the mood. Unlike. "my rectum is free of feces"
John says to his Boyfriend, "If we eat all this Mexican food there is no way I'll be bottom ready later."

Having spent 20 min in the shower Chad emerged and proclaimed to his boyfriend "Alright I'm bottom ready lets fuck"

Frank asked his Girlfriend if she was bottom ready before they were to have anal sex. She looked confused and shrugged. Frank stuck it in her snizz instead.
by AvAndy May 13, 2009
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Ready to pop

Very close to giving birth (and therefore heavily pregnant)
You: "Wow Sheila, you look just about ready to pop"
Sheila: "Fastest nine months of my life"
by il-wOoKiE April 26, 2012
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Don Ready

That woman's husband has a huge Don Ready.
by SuperNegro November 12, 2009
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i-Ready

A website made to teach you things that makes you want to snap your computer in actual half.
i-ready causes PTSD.
by DdudeAwesome May 29, 2020
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Bridge-ready

Ready to metaphorically, sometimes physically throw yourself off a bridge in an attempted act of suicide.
"How are you doing in your assignment?"
"Oh, I'm bridge-ready"
"Don't do it!"
by Bandita1408 March 11, 2010
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i-ready

The most common form of child torture in the U.S.
Teacher: I-Ready
Me: I-Want to kill myself
by mgthebest April 14, 2020
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