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smooth poser

it means what it means, ok?
be careful up there...it's notorious for...smooth posers
by lumpy princess June 29, 2010
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poverty-spec

Typically used when talking about a new car because you, the owner, cheaped out on the options list! Example? The 3-series BMW with the smallest engine, 15 inch plain tires, bottom-end awful sound system with no auxiliary input, no navigation, zero-additional-options is a "poverty-spec" BMW.

Can be used to refer to almost any car...

...Note this does not apply to ultra high end cars that are AWESOME regardless of options. What kind of car does not exist in poverty-spec? Eg. Porsche 911 Turbo. Opinions may vary.
Dude, why'd your dad get that brand-new poverty-spec Corolla? For that $10,000 he could've gotten a nice fully-equipped Lexus on the used market!
by Danny512_89 June 27, 2011
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poser goth/punk

Someone who labels themselves goth and or punk; yet doesn't know the true meaning of goth/punk. They usually just label themselves that because they think it makes them "cool".
poser goth/punk:"I'm goth. I listen to my chemical romance. I hate my life. And I wear black clothes cause it makes me look goth."

Or

poser goth/punk:"I'm punk. I listen to green day. I wear eyeliner like billie joe cause it makes me look punk."
by 4422 December 28, 2005
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guitar hero poser

A little kid that plays the game Guitar Hero way too much and then thinks that they are cool because they listen to rock music. But truly, they don't know any songs other than the ones in the game.
"Man, your brother is such a guitar hero poser, he thinks he's badass because he knows one song by Megadeth."
by raven68 April 20, 2007
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liquor in the front, poker in the rear

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"
At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.
by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009
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poser

1.) Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne and their fans.
2.) To pose and pretend you're not a conformist or a prep when you are.
Oh my God, you conform to everything you're being told to do when you don't think that's what you do! What a poser!
by Super Tips March 26, 2023
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poverty porn

When people post videos of themselves helping impoverished people for clout, validation, internet points, or money.
"Joey is kinda despicable, he posts poverty porn to youtube, and it makes him $1k in ad revenue per month."
"Becky tipped a $100 bill the other day, which was nice, but she posted it to TikTok as poverty porn and now I don't respect her"
by r i c o l a January 12, 2022
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