Man Porkchop

The hairy mess at the top of a man's butt crack...reminiscient of the Reverse Hitler on a woman's genetalia, but on a man's ass. Also known as the Backside Reverse Hitler or Double Reverse Hitler.

The plumber came by my house yesterday, and it was bad enough that I had to take in the view of his plumer's crack, but to top it off, he was rocking the Man Porkchop too!!!

by backdoorman August 26, 2009

rusty porkchop

Grinding a penis between butt cheeks, using feces as lubricant.

I was rusty porkchopping the guy.

by Rusty Pork-chop August 8, 2022

porkchop

Crisp and smoky, used to describe the tone of one's voice.

"M. Ward's voice is sooo porkchop, man."

by Paulina Revere November 14, 2011

porkchop sandwiches

That's Right Billy, I'm Back And I Want YOUUUUUUU!

"Porkchop Sandwhiches!"
"My God That Smelt Good..."
*Weird Fireman Face*

by Foxeh March 22, 2005

sandy porkchop

when your doing a girl missionary on the beach and you take your penis and slap it in the sand a couple of times and then put it back in.

My boyfriend and I were at the beach and that ass gave me a sandy porkchop

by anaphalaxis June 7, 2007

porkchop slam

1. Trounced in a battle of skill.
2. Exclamation of intense feeling after achieving a great accomplishment.
3. Whatever the hell you want it to mean.

That girl's so hot, imma give her a porkchop slam!

by ounrequitedo June 3, 2011

french porkchops

a position in which two females begin laughing as they carress eachothers vaginas

"Hey babe, you wanna french porkchops"

by StreetPunkKid December 13, 2008