Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.

Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.

by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009

Pongularity

The state of seemingly infinite smell one enters after a particularly hot, long and silent fart; a fart smell that refuses to leave.

"Windows and doors please, ladies and gents - I think I just created a pongularity".

by bobtext March 12, 2009

popularst

Most popular when referring to a Trap Nation song.

This Song is going to become one of Trap Nation's popularst songs ❤💎

by JDMLOWLIFE October 18, 2016

populario

A Spanish like way of saying "popular"

Hey, that guy over there thinks he's so populario.

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 3, 2003

popularitis

When you have a crush on someone popular that you know you don't have a chance with but you like them anyways.

Ugh, I love them but they're popular. I think I have popularitis.

by MaLadBrogan May 25, 2016

poopularity contest

When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.

A typical poopularity contest:

Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."

John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."

by mothercocker May 28, 2011

The Polarity Strategy

Life is endless battle and conflict, and you cannot fight effectively unless you can identify your enemies. Learn to smoke out your enemies, to spot them by the signs and patterns that reveal hostility. Then, once you have them in your sights, inwardly declare war. Your enemies can fill you with purpose and direction.

Jenn had the mind for The Polarity Strategy.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019