pooty

shitty.

shit = poo, therefore, shitty = pooty.

"Man, I can't go to the concert tonight."
"Pooty."

by sillyxgirl December 6, 2006

pooty

lesbian with a mommy kink

“I love when my girlfriend calls me mommy..”
“Okay pooty 😂”

by lallala April 6, 2021

pootie

1) One who poots. 2)A small Norwegian fish.

I caught one hell of a pootie!

by M. Poote January 19, 2008

pooty

When you crap in your pants.

David did a big pooty when he tried to fart.

by Kikaider January 2, 2004

Pooty

when a circumcised man gets a really hard blow job from a girl who uses her teeth in the process.

she grasped my half dick, moaning with delight. Suddenly, sweat dripping, I feel her teeth clench my scrotum. This was it, this was the pooty. Then blood bursts everywhere.

by Dirtymama69 June 6, 2018

pootie

A beautiful indian girl with pretty eyes and a killer smile. The type of smile that gives you butterflies.

I miss my little pootie.

by boyzero August 25, 2007

pootie

when you gotta take a real bad dumpy

man I had too many tamales and now i gots2 POOTIE

by superskeeter March 24, 2004