Diet Ass’plosion

When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.

Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass

by HappyFrankBb July 17, 2018

fokin poosie

'fawking poo-sea'
it is a term used to offend someone when they're caught in the act. for example: backing out of a bet, chickening out, or just simply being lame.

he dude, you down to go kick it?

nah bro, i'm feeling like a fokin poosie today.

by therealgabby July 21, 2011

ass-plosion

A night of bad mexican and rancid milk might give you one of these...

"Sorry I'm late, I just had an ASS-PLOSION... IN MY PANTS!"

by SCIANNAS November 5, 2003

pootion

Dropping some ultimate pooties

I think i need to go home and change my underwear i just smeared my shorts with a pootion

by Scotty LaDouche February 13, 2014

Poodiosh

Poodiosh is a Persian urban legend, it stems from the original name Dariush. Poodiosh attracts a lot of money and women. In general a poodiosh has so much juice he can pour you a glass and still be full. Weak men can’t stand the sight of him they whisper behind his back. He is an alpha male who gives off pheromones that not only attracts positivity and good fortune but it also repels negativity.

Dam, you got so much juice you must be a poodiosh. POODIOSH stop it’s too big.

by Poodiosh May 2, 2023

cup of poision

when you fart into your hand then closing it and releasing it into ones face

He just gave him a cup of poision

by shitcupofnigeria September 25, 2011

poosi

The name given to one who is weak or easily dunished;

Brian is a poosi who likes pubeless poooosi's.

by Kdawgizzle September 1, 2006