ninja poof

To suddenly disappear, like in all the kung-fu movies in the 80's.

Mike ninja poofed out of that meeting this morning.

by M. Stout July 12, 2007

Pooffee

The urgent requirement to defecate after consuming coffee.

Kylie - That was a good coffee
Andy - Fuck i need to do a pooffee

by Piwakawaka January 12, 2010

poof the smoof

Puff the smoke. Another way of saying smoke marijuana.

"Yo, you trying to poof the smoof tonight?"

by Smokee Blunts February 1, 2010

Ploomf

A dense object dropping into water, usually causing the water to shoot upwards making the 'ploomf' sound.
For best auditory effect, say outloud and with the back of your throat.

The onomatopoeic sound of a long turd satisfyingly dropping into the bowl....

Man on the throne...
*grunts with effort*
Ploomf!

by domstar101 November 19, 2012

Douche Poof

The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.

Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.

by BananaBerger December 7, 2010

street poof

(The "look" of the clothes you wear) The clothes that you would wear down the street that would normally be worn by gays, however you are not gay and you like how they look.

Street Poof - the look. Tight denim shorts above the knee with the bottoms rolled up or simply canvas shoes on any occasion.

by Nuftie November 4, 2013

glitter poof

Glitter poof is the act of blowing a hand full of glitter into another persons face to emphasize your current feeling of the conversation. It is combined by saying poof while blowing the glitter.

"Billy was giving me the crooked eye, so I turned to him and gave him a Glitter poof. "

"I like your new dress Cindy, poof. "

"Who the fuck are you? Poof bitch"

by prangstar April 11, 2014