Poker Voice

A voice one simulates to disguise inside feelings/emotions or sexual excitement. It's usually necessary when someone, being sure you’re NOT busy, knocks on your door or phones you at a very inappropriate moment.

Last night my mum knocked on my bedroom’s door to say that dinner was ready just when I was blowing the load into my gal! I just took a deep breath and said: "aaaaalright!". Dude, I just hope she could NOT read my poker voice...

by FeJey April 1, 2010

Nose Poker

A person whose nose sticks out above his or her face mask.

Does that nose poker really think his mask is protecting him during the pandemic?

by SSJJUU August 29, 2020

cowboy poker

n. - a rodeo event played with a card-table, a deck of cards, four contestants, four folding chairs, and a bull. The rules are: the last cowboy to set down his cards and leave the table wins.

Some contests require skill; others require cajones. Cowboy Poker is one of the latter.

by Fuzzy June 17, 2006

strip poker

A popular party game based on the casino card game poker. Instead of betting money on their hands and having the person with the best hand take it, the person with the worst hand has to remove an article of clothing. Often a prelude to orgies.

Guy #1: "Let's play poker!"
Girl: "I suck at poker."
Guy #2: "Let's play STRIP poker!"

by jorgath December 23, 2004

Kenyan Poker

It's normal poker, but because no one has any money, you play with whatever scraps of food you can find.

Guy 1: Hey wanna play some poker?

Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.

Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.

by One_Big_Meme October 25, 2019

Poker suicide

Going all in with a lousy hand just to end the poker night.

"He went in with a 7/2?"
"Yeah, it was poker suicide, he has to work in the morning."

by Paul Dick February 5, 2008

Cotton Poker

When you have to go poop so bad that it is touching the cotton of your underwear.

Aubrey has to shit so bad she's got a cotton poker.

by Tiffany Dixon June 11, 2006