matthew pilkington

matthew pilkington simps for everyone so that he has back up people for when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

is that matthew pilkington? i better not get too close, he'll pull me into a simping trance.

by Platinum31 May 15, 2021

Natalie Pilkington

The most perfect human being in the whole world

" Natalie Pilkington is perfect in every way "

by G <3 August 8, 2021

Sam Pilkington

Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵

Yo is that Sam Pilkington

Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this

by Sammmnydje November 23, 2021

Adam Pilkington

Is a potato 🥔

Adam Pilkington is a potato

by VEGEMITE55 September 7, 2023

Reginald Piffington III

A posh British man. His brother is Oliver Piffington. He is a friend of Thomas Johnnington. His obsession with tea is unhealthy and he never orders alcohol at the pub. He bathes in tea. He likes the Beatles. He was likely a mod back in the 60s.

Pip, pip, luv. I am Reginald Piffington III. Welcome to England. Fancy a cuppa?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 9, 2025

richard harold pirington

a literal monkey that can scale walls without difficulty but likes big hero 6 a bit too much, aunt cass in particular.

ur such a richard harold pirington u like aunt cass way too much.

by aunt cass's ass 123456789 May 3, 2022

Richard Harold Pirington

Likes Aunt Cass, urinates in rivers frequently. Has 4356 pictures of Aunt Cass on his PC and has an unhealthy amount of Beyblades and drinks too much coke. Sucks at Fortnite.

Richard Harold Pirington you absolute albino gorilla

by Aunt Cass' Toes May 3, 2022