pick up dog

A cute dog that you use to pick up girls.

Dude, can I borrow your dog this afternoon? She's such a great pick up dog. Last time I took her out at least 7 girls came up to chat with me about how cute she was.

by TecateFox November 3, 2013

Pick up your sticks

To pick up your controller to play some video games.

Originated from high teenagers in the south Seattle area.

"Sticks" is short for joysticks, i.e. video game controller.

Stoned Kid: "I am blazed! oh man, pick up your sticks! We are about to play some SMASH BROS.!

Fried kid: "OH MAN! THIS IS GUNNA BE TIGHT! I gotta go get my sticks!"

by Dr. P. Boner June 13, 2008

Pick-Up Lines

An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.

Examples of Pick-Up Lines:

Example 1:

A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"

Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"

Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."

Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."

Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*

Example 2:

Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"

Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."

Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*

Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."

Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*

by MiVidaCocina July 14, 2014

pick up line

A short phrase designed to coerce someone of the opposite sex into having intercourse.

Hey, wanna fuck while your Dad's gone?

by A College Student January 3, 2005

Pick Up Stix

A Chinese fast food chain that taste soo bad that you think about other Chinese places to eat, while your eating it. In other words a step below Taco Bell if they tried to make Chinese food with re-fried beans and stale Taco shells.

This definition is under protest because the Chinese Government is refuting the claim that Pick Up Stix serves Chinese food...

Hu Jintao the president of China stated,

"It is a deplorable act what Pick Up Stix has done to the good name of everything Chinese.... We urge the US Government to put a stop to this aggression targeted towards the good name of Chinese people everywhere. Pick Up Stix is not Chinese food and never will be... it is barely edible."

dude 1: "What do you feel like eating?"

dude 2: " I want some good Chinese food."

dude 1: "Ok... got you, any place other than Pick up Stix."

by Jpdragon9000 February 5, 2010

Pick up them sticks, bitch

Usually it's telling someone to pick up a video game controler and play, it could mean pick up a lighter and hit a bong toke though, or if you to just tell someone to do something that they should already be doing, or having been told to do it already and lack the capacity to do so themselves without being yelled at.

Person 1 : "Do you wanna play video games?"

person 2 : "Yea, sure"

Person 1 : "Well then PICK UP THEM STICKS, BITCH!"

by Tower July 10, 2007

pick-up-yo-crap-fairy

A nameless person who always seems to pick up your messes/crap when they find it.

Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."

by Robo-Chick April 25, 2009