hillbillyazation

chayce welch needs some hillbilllyazation.

hillbillyazation means to become a hillbilly

by ike poll October 16, 2018

Hillbilly Science

Data supported by dem boys. Often regarding ballistics, vehicular modification, or alcohol consumption.

"Cut out a .410 shell and put in arrow in that sumbitch and man you'd be surprised by the fps."

"That's Hillbilly Science"

by junksniffer45 December 27, 2019

Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly

Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -

WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –

See mouth breather

“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”

by Andy The Great July 21, 2003

Hillbilly Ricadilly

(hill-bill-ee-rick-uh-dill-ee) n. 1. of, pertaining to, or associated with silly or comical country music. Ridiculous or hilarious country music.

Jane "Hey dude, have you checked out The Cooper Friendly Feel Good Group yet?"

Dick "Yeah, that shit is strait up hillbilly ricadilly yo! I totally love it!"

by The Shizphactory January 13, 2009

Hillbilly Dick Tug

The act of having ones penis wrapped in chains that are tied to a buddies muddin truck. The driver then proceeds to throttle on and off in a way that the truck moves to and fro whilst pleasing the chained individual.

"Hey Jimbo, hook these chains to your big 'ol super duty hitch and gimme a Hillbilly Dick Tug for me wouldja?"

by SgtDanger October 1, 2011

Hillbilly

Similar to a redneck but less drunk and obnoxious, nor imbred. See, our trucks are for getting around and exploring the mountains on the back roads, redneck trucks are eye candy that is more expensive than what is reasonable for there income.

Hillbillies are not ignorant, and some may even have education.

Redneck idiots knock up there 2nd cousins and the result is a child with physical and mental illness, whereas hillbillies wear a condom.

Simple. Why complicate shituff.

Rednecks waste 20 bucks on a 12 pack, whereas we spend 20 bucks on sugar and yeast and end up with hooch for 2 for weeks.

Some people call us cheap, but a more hillbilly way of saying that is called thrifty or financially savy.
Opinionated, but these opinions derived from observation and experience.

Not all of us are yanks, some of us are canuckleheads. Our home and native land, eh.
When something is jerry rigged or put together creatively out of other things, it is a hillbilly rig.

I stepped into his shower and he had hillbilly rigged a lawn sprinkler to the pipe as a shower head. True story

I had to hillbilly rig 3 fucked stereos together to get sound from the speakers.

by Eh420 August 14, 2016

hillbilly crack

nick name for crystal meth, given to it due to the proliferate production of crystal meth in southern states and in run down white trash neighborhoods

Jasper couldn't afford real drugs so he went down to the local meth lab and picked up a couple grams of hillbilly crack.

by perfume-i July 26, 2006