Payton

Payton is the greatest woman you’ll ever get to meet. She’s gorgeous, smart, and amazing. If you ever get the chance to meet a Payton, don’t let go of her, cause once she’s gone, she’s gone, and you’ll regret it. She’s one of the nicest people to be around, but if you hurt someone she loves, she’ll destroy you.

Dude, I fucking love Payton, like so much.

by Heyyoualreadyknowwhoiam August 23, 2018

Payton

A noble friend that never lets you down, listens to you, and is kind to you. He is also funny.

I knew Payton would come through!

by Ranger2012 March 3, 2015

Patronz

Usually, this move was used by the Nigerian women in the late 1930's - the early 1940's. It was a ritual used for men to pick a certain women based on how well she shakes, or slides across the circle. Nowadays, usually young adolescent girls mirror the same types of dance moves with different variations.

Dude, look at that one girl in the tight booty shorts named shannon doing the patronz!

by TheArtifactHunter July 13, 2009

Payton

An athletic girl who loves to do everything. She is very smart and a terrific friend. She is commanly known to be a Temmie in disguise. She is very fun and flexible. She can do many creepy things with her body, but is very popular in school. She is the funniest person you'll ever meet!!!

Payton is crazy!!!

I love Payton!

by CharlotteStegosaurus September 17, 2016

Payton

Payton: A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, Paytons are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

A Payton cleared the entire city of fat people.

by MickeyMouse1010101 November 9, 2010

Payton

Payton is a very interesting person. She has cool ideas, is a fast runner, and loves talking with you. It's impossible to not like her, because of her cheerfulness and the way she is. She can brag sometimes, but in a joking manner that just makes you laugh. She likes singing with you and making up dances to songs, and loves making music videos with her friends. Payton is pretty, bright, and wonderful!

"Hey Payton!"
"Hey!!!"
"So watcha been up to this weekend?"
"I made a mural of melted crayons and made a music video of Wide Awake, check it out!"

by $p@rk October 7, 2012

paytonsaurus rex

a mean dinosaur

she is a paytonsaurus rex

by basketballer55 May 26, 2009