pavement pizza

May also refer to road kill.

The reason why buzzards have buzzard breath is that they prefer their pavement pizza warmed over on the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

pavement special

Mongrel.

A dog with no discernible breed characteristics. Pavement specials make much better pets that pussy-ass pedigree dogs.

Steve: What breed is Bowser?
Dave: Pavement special.

by George McBob April 29, 2009

chasing pavements

From the Adele song Chasing Pavements. When you have a fight and run off down the street alone. "What you're chasing is an empty pavement."

"After her boyfriend tripped, she went chasing pavements"

by Danimal Cracker October 29, 2008

pavement princess

a street-walking prostitute

I was so horny. I spent some money on a pavement princess.

by Felix January 14, 2005

Pavement Melter

A violent, vertical backfire that shoots down one's trouser leg at alarming speed, scalding the ankles before venting it's super-heated fury on the concrete upon which one is standing

Dude i need to find a toilet fast or im gonna have a pavement melter

by Killaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2010

Pavement Crawler

A 4x4 truck or SUV that has been built or modified more for street use rather than off-roading. Typically lowered with street tires, along with other modifications to improve performance, handling, braking and cornering.

"The Grand Cherokee SRT8 is a nice 'Pavement Crawler'"
or
"Chevy Blazers are such good off road vehicles, why would you make it into a 'Pavement Crawler'?"

by Grumpybstrd April 18, 2013

Pavement pussy

A structure fire fighter or department that won't take their equipment off paved roads to assist in suppressing a wildfire.

Cal-fire is one pavement pussy after another

by Dirty ball sack February 26, 2023