pavement princess

A whore. Typically of the finer variety (a 10 on the Ph scale) that makes a shitty living getting paid to let weird 4x4 truck dudes with tiny dicks bang her while she pretends to like it.

Hey look boys, Dickey Jr. snagged himself another pavement princess. Yepz, shes a laughing now. She seen his truck and his pecker. purt’ near 90 seconds. little dickey must be a practicin.

by Navel1 August 1, 2022

pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

pavement knuckledragger

A degradory term used to describe mostly uneducated low intelligence individuals of mostly outspoken and aggressive right wing persuasion.the association being in comparing them to lower evolved primates which have longer arms which would be more likely to trail upon pavements when they walked upon them.

The Britain First march saw its usual accompaniment of neo nazi pavement knuckledraggers.

by Kingcobrakenny November 25, 2017

Pavement sweepers

Underwear that has lost the will to stay up. It’s so old and dilapidated, that it threatens to (or indeed actually does) fall down and sweep the pavement. The act of pavement sweeping is when one keeps walking with the aforementioned undergarments around their ankles.

I’ve got to go shopping for new underwear, all I’ve got left are pavement sweepers

by Estella Botha January 17, 2020

Pavement roadkill

When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.

I’m going commando today, my underwear is pavement roadkill.

by Estella Botha January 17, 2020

Pavement bender

A person of large mass.

“I couldn’t sit down on the bench because this pavement bender was taking up the whole thing.”

by Flares1976 October 11, 2020

pavement popper

A homeless retard who uses crowbars to pop manhole covers.
Often enjoys eating tables when they’re high on weed.

Ayo! It’s the pavement popper! Didn’t he steal those tables from Walmart and ate them?

by I eat pigs November 23, 2020