A young and talented actor most well known for his roleof edward cullen, unforttunetly he can only act with his face(althoughthis may be due to the repression of his adorable english accent) in the film new moon, pattinson can be seen with an oddly lopsided drooping nipple like it was half chewed off. He is also a raccoon that can shoot fire out of his ass.
by Rea Rea November 21, 2009
Sexysexyyy man,best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight and Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. He has also been in lots of other films:
Little Ashes
Vanity Fair
The Haunted Airman
The Bad Mother Handbook
How To Be
The SummerHouse
He is the most perfect singer, musician, actor ever.
But unfortunately, he belongs to Amy Patter* and Sally Tiger*, who are completelyyyyy obssessed with him (and are proud of it!) :D
> So no other girls (or boys, if you like) can have him :)
Sorry guys :)
**not real names, made - up names used.
Little Ashes
Vanity Fair
The Haunted Airman
The Bad Mother Handbook
How To Be
The SummerHouse
He is the most perfect singer, musician, actor ever.
But unfortunately, he belongs to Amy Patter* and Sally Tiger*, who are completelyyyyy obssessed with him (and are proud of it!) :D
> So no other girls (or boys, if you like) can have him :)
Sorry guys :)
**not real names, made - up names used.
by PrettyFace May 17, 2009
The best thing to happen to Hollywood since .... well, ever.
Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young Hollywood should be ... and sadly is not.
Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young Hollywood should be ... and sadly is not.
by popculturejunkie October 23, 2011
a british actor who became well known for his performance as Edward Cullen in the twilight movies, but his true talent is shown in his more recent film Water For Elephants. He has been named one of the sexiest men in america and is gorgeous. He smokes, and drinks, and doesn't wash his hair but his fans don't care - he's sexy.
girl: omg... robert pattinson is so sexy!
other girl: i know! i love his hair, and his face! he's amazing
other girl: i know! i love his hair, and his face! he's amazing
by lolorannie December 31, 2011
1) Sweet young guy who is usually prettier than the women around him
2)Cute young guy that needs and craves to be treated like the cum hungry, cock crazy, ass loving fuck pig that he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)Cute young guy that needs and craves to be treated like the cum hungry, cock crazy, ass loving fuck pig that he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to pound that Robert Pattinson's butthole into submission with my Dick of Death, and fill his sphincter with my hot JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!OH YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(Anyone got a tissue?)
by Predatory Male III May 3, 2010
Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson is a sexy young 26 year old actor(2012) He played very well in his first movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. And even better in the Twilight saga. Some people call him horrible, pale and a gay man. But to my opinion he is such a wonderful person.
Robert Pattinson is an British Londoner. Robert continued to go through his movies such as:
Vanity Fair
The Haunter Airman
Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
The Bad Mother Handbook
How to be
Twilight
The summer house
Little Ashes
Water for Elephants
Bell Ami
And a couple more.
Everyone has their obsessions, mine just happens to be this British Actor. Keep your opinions to yourself. Everyone gets a say.
He has a great smile with what looks like pure bleached teeth. He has a lovely laugh, and he is sooooooooo sexy...........
Well just to let you know.
YOU GIRLS CAN'T HAVE ROBERT PATTINSON BECAUSE HES MINE.
HAHA
Robert Pattinson is a sexy young 26 year old actor(2012) He played very well in his first movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. And even better in the Twilight saga. Some people call him horrible, pale and a gay man. But to my opinion he is such a wonderful person.
Robert Pattinson is an British Londoner. Robert continued to go through his movies such as:
Vanity Fair
The Haunter Airman
Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire
The Bad Mother Handbook
How to be
Twilight
The summer house
Little Ashes
Water for Elephants
Bell Ami
And a couple more.
Everyone has their obsessions, mine just happens to be this British Actor. Keep your opinions to yourself. Everyone gets a say.
He has a great smile with what looks like pure bleached teeth. He has a lovely laugh, and he is sooooooooo sexy...........
Well just to let you know.
YOU GIRLS CAN'T HAVE ROBERT PATTINSON BECAUSE HES MINE.
HAHA
Robert Pattinson Lover: HE IS SO CUTE.
Robert Pattinson Hater: HE IS A PALE FREAK.
Me: PFFT. Taylor Launter is way better.~Sacasm~
Robert Pattinson Lover: Hmm. Okay!
Me: >:) ALL MINE HE'S ALL MINE.
*Coughs*
Robert Pattinson Hater: HE IS A PALE FREAK.
Me: PFFT. Taylor Launter is way better.~Sacasm~
Robert Pattinson Lover: Hmm. Okay!
Me: >:) ALL MINE HE'S ALL MINE.
*Coughs*
by MrsGreenPattinsonSpelling Nerd October 1, 2012
On February 3 it’s a day to appreciate Robert Pattinson and he’s handsomeness, wear or show ur love for our god
by Hahwhwhhw28277363 January 17, 2021