Pank

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A term used instead of the word "pussy", "baby" or "chicken" when describing a person who lacks; courage, strong sense of self, overly fearful or is a "whimp".
The acronym: P (pussy), A (ass), N (nerd), K (kid) is quite sufficient.

Tallen is such a pank! His girlfriend said he couldn't go out with the boys tonight! Now he's stuck watching "Beaches" with her and her mom again!

"I don't feel comfortable taking my mom's car. I don't want to get into trouble!" said Mason "DUDE, stop being a fucking PANK and grow some balls!"

Pank by Giaty Maggiff June 3, 2022

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Smelling a man's genitals from outside their underwear.

Usually used in the phrase "hanky panky" which suggests someone is about to have intercourse.

"That anime sure had the protagonist and the antagonist doing the hanky panky"
"Do you want to pank a little bit before the rest of our friends come back from the club?"
"Greg, come over here so we can pank"

Pank by StormyLormy-DirtyPondTurtle April 11, 2024

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To hit a tennis ball unconventionally, yet still manage to win the point and/or game. (Pank - noun/Panking - verb)

Whatever you do, don't Pank it

I won the match because I wouldn't stop Panking the ball about

Pank by Waterboyman March 20, 2026

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To quickly stab, poke, or inject oneself or someone else with a medical needle or auto-injector (such as an EpiPen), usually in an emergency. Derived from a blend of "puncture" and "shank."

"His throat started closing up from an allergic reaction so he panked himself with his EpiPen."

Pank by Pho_Dawg August 20, 2026