pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.
BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

Silent stare

Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
by Im 5280 Tiny April 03, 2020
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Pandemic paradise

Pandemic paradise is a fanily frendly mine cwaft swerver and it’s cool
Pandemic paradise is not gae
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Pandemic Pussy

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections
A: omg my i got that gorilla grip coochie now

B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?
by kevinabstraact April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Trap

When a thirst trap occurs/is sent during during a pandemic and you're willing to risk it to get the biscuit.
Mike's crush sent him a pandemic Trap, so I guess we won't see him for 14 days or his funeral
by Reeru March 20, 2020
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Pandemic Police

Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.

Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.

These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.
by Jenmic April 20, 2020
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Pandemic pussy

when you’ve been quarantined for too long with no “action“ and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
Girl 1: bitch, I got that gorilla grip coochie !
Girl 2: girl!!! You got that pandemic pussy?!
by bigoldshmeatus April 17, 2020
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