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pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.
BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

Silent stare

Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020
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Pandemic paradise

Pandemic paradise is a fanily frendly mine cwaft swerver and it’s cool
by Jwhwhbwneiene June 3, 2020
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Global Pandemic

by Gringooooooooooooooooooo September 16, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections
A: omg my i got that gorilla grip coochie now

B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?
by kevinabstraact April 17, 2020
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pandemic perk

A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.

E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
Your service was upgraded too? Probably a pandemic perk.
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pandemic rules

Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
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Pandemic pussy

when you’ve been quarantined for too long with no “action“ and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
Girl 1: bitch, I got that gorilla grip coochie !
Girl 2: girl!!! You got that pandemic pussy?!
by bigoldshmeatus April 17, 2020
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