put me on my lips

1. To fall down or faint
2. To feel greatly embarrassed

The whiskey was so strong it put me on my lips.
Feeling duped by him really put me on my lips.

by Rico Codrington September 3, 2007

Don't put me out there

1. If I'm minding my own business and you do something to get me in trouble.

2. If I'm doing something wrong and you get me in trouble.

3. If you're doing something wrong and I know you'll get caught, because you're an idiot.

Also use "Don't put yourself out there.", "Don't put yourselves out there.", "Don't put her out there.", "Don't put him out there.", "Don't put them out there."

I'm a celebrity and you take an unflattering or illegal video of me and post it online. I'll say, "Don't put me out there." Then I'll call my lawyer.

by DontPutMeOutThere June 13, 2011

putting me through the Trump

when a person tells you obvious lies, and will cite very spurious sources to support their claims. Often brought by loose anecdotal evidence.

Don: "The sound from windmills causes cancer."
Bob: "Name one doctor who will corroborate that statement."
Don: "All the doctors will tell you the same thing. Everybody knows it."
Bob: "You're putting me through the Trump."
Don: "I heard of one librarian's mother whose hairdresser had a nephew who got cancer from a windmill. It's so true."

by ZombieZero99 August 28, 2022

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

Put me under the car

the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.

Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.

by cup of nooodles June 8, 2020

put me in tha pocket

A term used from tha song "The Pocket" relating to taking someone with you picking them up or going with them. It can be used for many things relating to hooking up.

Hey girl could you put me in tha pocket.

I would be good in your pocket.

Woudn't I look better in your pocket?

by Peobody April 10, 2007

put me on a blast

get high

after work i put myself on a blast with my homies

by ol' dirty bastard November 14, 2003