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Caribbean pufferfish haircut

Guy- I like your Caribbean pufferfish haircut.

Girl- Don't you have anything positive to say hater?
by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
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Blueberry Pufferfish

When you stick blueberries up your homie’s ass and then try to suck them out using your mouth like a vacuum.
Dude me and Luke blueberry pufferfished last night it was fucking sick!
by DummyTHICCCboy January 6, 2022
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Miami Pufferfish

An oral sex method in which one party engages in cunnilingus on the receiving party, whether anally or vaginally. The giving party gathers at least half a glass of orange juice inside of their cheeks, until puffed like a pufferfish, before going down on the receiving individual. Once their lips meet the orifice of choice, they open up the hole and shoot the orange juice into the hole until their cheeks are empty. For optimal performance, squirt every drop inside the person.
Girl 1: "I can't talk to that man anymore..."

Girl 2: "Why is he a dick?"

Girl 1: "No he's just weird, he wanted to try the Miami Pufferfish again."
by RoguSpanish January 18, 2022
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Portuguese Pufferfish

The Portuguese Pufferfish - the act where one must digest a Portuguese style breakfast, then proceed to fart in the mouth of a recipient (breathing it all in). Henceforth the person giving the Portuguese pufferfish will gently pinch the recipients nose, causing their cheeks to inflate like a pufferfish. Finally the pinch on nose is released and the “pufferfish” breathes out the fart then continues to state “mmmm spicy”
“Hey Brett after my breakfast I’m going to give you a Portuguese pufferfish” - Levi said
by Eagle Talons Holt January 8, 2025
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Pyongyang Pufferfish

When you adhere your lips to your partner's anus, making a tight seal. They then fart into your mouth, forcing your cheeks to swell up, giving you the appearance of a pufferfish.
This girl I brought home last night was an absolute savage. She must have had a bean burrito at some point, because my cheeks just about exploded when I gave her the Pyongyang Pufferfish
by smashkat February 22, 2025
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The pufferfish

When a man closes his eye an hold his breath when blowing his nut. As a form of contraceptive. With the theory that the sperm can’t see or breath.
“You haven’t just come in me have you? I’m ovulating.”

“ don’t worry darling, I did the pufferfish.”
by Door breaker March 21, 2025
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