Puerto Rico

Puerto Rico is the island so beautiful on which nobody in his right mind wants to live. This shithole is bragged about as being paradise only by those Puerto Ricans living in the mainland who know they have a way out. This is the perfect place to go if you are white and would like to part ways with your wallet. Many Puerto Ricans claim to speak Castillian Spanish and pick to pieces Anglo Spanish teachers who believe in the grammatical purtiy of Spanish. Only a small fraction of Puerto Ricans living in the U.S. proper can create a grammatical construction in Spanish. If you have actually met a Puerto Rican male who has read one novel (novella for our latino friends) you have met a true celebrity.

Echate pa ca soy cien porciento boriqueno, Puerto Rico.

by Gary Vitalis June 30, 2009

Puerto Rico

an island just next to Dominican Republic which is where the party is at. People who know how to dance, sing and use those wide hips they are born with. Luckily these people roam the whole world, wherever you go if you shout a bad word in Spanish loud enough someone will scream back and I can assure you said person will be a puertorrican. They will be loud and they will be bossy but hey they learned from the best (the americans themselves). If you ever visit their island make sure that you don't offend anyone because no matter how week they look they are stronger than you and they will have their families with them. I get why people insult the lovely loud speaking Puertorrican critters but at heart they are the nicest most trust worthy people you will ever meet.

person 1: Hey, Hey PUTA! (slut)

Puerto Rican fellow from a near by tree: AYEEEEEEe YOu from my island Puerto Rico?!

by BlaireBrink February 11, 2014

Puerto-ricanize

add aftermarket parts and graphics to a car
synonym: supe-up, rice out

Wow, did you just see that puerto-ricanized car that just drove by?

by Anonymous October 01, 2003

Puerto Rican

1. A person claiming to have extinct Taino ancestry along with a hodgepodge of other races

2. A person who drives a vehicle with at least one donut and no hubcaps

3. A person of Hispanic descent who is ignorant

4. Petty crook

5. Someone of Hispanic origin that has no concept of traffic laws.

6. Someone who parks their car in the yard of a house instead of the driveway.

I hear Amscot was robbed!! Damn Puerto Ricans.

by MonkeyFro November 08, 2010

Puerto Rican

1. A person from Puerto Rico or of Puerto Rican Descent Also known as "Boricua" and "Nuyorican". Puerto Ricans can be of Native Indian, Black or White heritage but are usually a combo of the latter two races or of all three. They are awesome people and have the best personalities and looks. They make the Spanish language sound so beautiful.. to hear a PR boy speak is like erotic music to my ears :) The men are usually ladies men and will cheat and play you but will use their charm and humor to persuade you to not care. Puerto Ricans are often envied by other Latins for being the most attractive and for their being able to leave their country and move to the states whenever they want without worry of being deported. Mexicans often pretend to be Puerto Rican or "Mixed" with Puerto Rican despite it being obvious to anyone with eyes that they are not. Puerto Ricans typically are very athletic and are bad asses that will will beat your ass if provoked soo my advice to you is not to fuck with them.

Example 1:

Me : omg Jay cheated on me then dumped me cause I woudn't put out and he says I'm boring =(

Friend: He's Puerto Rican and can bang any girl he wants. Why would he waste time and effort to try and get in your pants, Ms NoBooty?

Me: o.O

Friend: Can I have his number?

Example 2:

Friend: Damn dat guy over there is sexy!!

Me: Well, Duhh! He's Puerto Rican!!

Friend: Im gonna go talk to him!

Me: Bitch didn't u hear me?? I said he's Puerto Rican, which means he's too good 4 u ugly dumb ass you will get rejected!

Friend: :-o

Me: Stay in your own league is all I'm saying

Friend: Maybe you're right. I'll go talk up that Mexican selling oranges by the freeway

Me: That'a girl

by IHateYouXoXo May 09, 2009

Puerto Rico

An island that is part of the united states. They are for the most part, self governing. They collect welfare, pay taxes, and vote all for the us government.

Another example of diversity in the united states.

by yankee May 07, 2005

puerto rican

some the best hispanics you will ever meet. don’t listen to the lies about them, they are the loudest and most funny people ever and you will always have a good time with them.

“rachel is puerto rican”
“man she must be awesome!”

by raquii April 14, 2021