Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Preacher’s Daughter

Album of the century, released by Ethel Cain.

Preacher’s Daughter was so good!

by Suhduhfuuhuh April 28, 2025

preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.

This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.

by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017

Preachers Accent

When someone is screaming, raising their voice, and you can tell they are a preacher.

Damn, Mr Jackson Got Preachers Accent.

by dumbolovesdummy April 15, 2021

That Vegan Preacher

Derogatory nickname for the YouTuber “That Vegan Teacher”

Did you see That Vegan Preacher’s latest video?

by wordyteen January 29, 2024

That Vegan Preacher

a common nickname for the famous YouTuber and TikTok influencer "That Vegan Teacher"

Have you seen That Vegan Preacher's latest video?
Yeah, I can't believe she compared non-vegans to Hitler.

by wordyteen January 27, 2024

Preacher cookie

A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.

“Kids come get your preacher cookie, you know what time it is!”

by Emjay bongsweed January 6, 2024