pasture

Any grassy-knoll-like surface of the body...grassy-knoll-like in that is it harry and sound for grazing. Or digging.

Don't touch my pasture.

by Rachael Waterdwelling January 23, 2003

cow pasture pussy

The Vagina on a Transgender woman. It either looks like a really hairy belly button or like a gaping cow vagina after birthing a calf. Very typical of the kind of vaginas Trannie's recieved from sex changes in the 70's and early eighties...See Sulka, Trannie from the Video "Divine Attrocities." Also women whose vaginas have already seen better days; usually after having had 5 kids.

I went in for sexual reassingment surgery and ended up with a cow pasture pussy.

I can smuggle Vicodin, Roach Pills and Valium from Mexico in my cow pasture pussy and pass through customs.

I found wild hallucinagenic mushrooms in your mom's cow pature pussy.

by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

Pasture pool

Another for golfing.

Let's go play pasture pool (golf).

by Cbm4562 February 27, 2018

Pasture Party

In rural parts of the country, a party in a pasture where underage kids go to drink alcohol - usually high school rednecks.

Me: Hey - there's a pasture party out by Indian Creek on Saturday night, wanna go?
You: Oh hell naw, those rednecks just wanna get drunk and fight over fat, ugly cows.

by H0lyC0w October 5, 2009

pasture patty

The term pasture patty is a reference to a pile of cow dung

I took a shortcut through farmer Bobs field and stepped on a pasture patty

by Wickedpa October 26, 2011

pasture dweller

An adult of the redneck or hillbilly type that would rather get drunk and live in a field than sober up and sleep in a bed

My redneck neighbor is a real pasture dweller.

by Captain awesome1 July 21, 2014

postuversing

A hypothetical conversation from first person perspectives between two hypothetical people.

My friend and I were postuversing about Abraham Lincoln and a time traveling dildo salesman discussing the repercussions of the Emu War.

Abraham Lincoln: "So the Australians won right?"
Time Traveling Dildo Salesman: "Not even close, mate."

by Vergbergler February 5, 2019