possess thy neck

To formally slap someone’s neck so hard that they no longer own their own neck

If you don’t get out of my way , i’m boutta possess thy neck

by rodawg51 May 3, 2018

Possession

something that science either can’t prove or can’t understand

human’s science was so unadvanced that they simply couldn’t understand that the crazy man was simply had possession by a general ghost

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Poly-Possessive

Where a individual actively seeks out and engages in all the sexual freedoms of being polyamouros , , while at the same time will expect all of their lovers to only be with them.

Most people who cheat act poly-possessive and think its ok for them to be with whom ever they please sexually, but not the other way around..

as they expect their lovers to be only be with him.

by Riot Grrl Pilot February 7, 2023

Possessed

Someone possessed by a devil or anything.

Kai looks possessed when he sleeps in his bed.

by MacroUser June 13, 2024

Jemonic Possession

When you receive a text, email or facebook message with spelling and syntax similar to a jejemon coming from a friend who does not do that before, that person may have been under jemonic possession.

What's wrong with your text message? Are you in some jemonic possession or something?

by m1kesa1nt May 9, 2010

Possession

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!

"I don't know possession from getting PaZeused and Pazuzud anymore!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

Computerized Possession

When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.

Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!

Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?

Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!

Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.

Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.

by UrbanPreTeen January 22, 2011