A posture to show off a bulge of one's penis in the pants. Its like, WELL WELL, look what I got down here in my pants!
*WINK WINK*
Posture is achieved either by thrusting the pelvis forward or spreading the legs in a standing posture.
Meaning of the posture in males is to get the attention of the females of the species by showing the prowess of one's genital area, thus meaning a high probability of procreative ability.
A variation of the expression is one where the word crotch is replaced by the word COCK. It will preserve the letters in the acronym of the original expression.
*WINK WINK*
Posture is achieved either by thrusting the pelvis forward or spreading the legs in a standing posture.
Meaning of the posture in males is to get the attention of the females of the species by showing the prowess of one's genital area, thus meaning a high probability of procreative ability.
A variation of the expression is one where the word crotch is replaced by the word COCK. It will preserve the letters in the acronym of the original expression.
Hurry, Jay, Mallu is comming this way. SHOW YOUR CHECK MY CROTCH POSE NOW!
(Mallu is a girl who Jay likes. Jay flexes his pelvis so that his penis tighten the textile in his jeans' frontal crotch area.)
(Mallu is a girl who Jay likes. Jay flexes his pelvis so that his penis tighten the textile in his jeans' frontal crotch area.)
by Mr. Bulgarian Bulge January 23, 2011
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The pose someone does when taking a photograph of themselves with their webcam for their myspace page. Religiously overused by emos, goths and the like. Clearly you will not be accepted as normal without performing the pose.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.
Myspace poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.
Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.
Myspace poses can also be found on similar networking sites such as bebo and msn.
I've never been popular on myspace. Maybe if I do the myspace pose I will finally be accepted for who I am.
by Jonny #W September 8, 2006
Get the myspace pose mug.The douche pose is a sign of only the biggest douche bags in the history of douche bags. It is usually a photo taken of one's self with one hand pulling up one's shirt to reveal the abs beneath. The douche pose is often on one's myspace page, facebook page, etc.
Bill- Dude did u see Kyle's myspace default?
Bob- Oh yeah dude he's totally sporting the douche pose
Bob- Oh yeah dude he's totally sporting the douche pose
by dantheman111794 June 30, 2009
Get the douche pose mug.the pose that a couple does when standing next to each other
Most likely: the boy has his arm around the girls waist and the girl is just standing there
Variations: girl resting head on boy's shoulder both staring deeply into each others eyes. Girl standing in front of boy while boy has both hands wrapped around her.
Most likely: the boy has his arm around the girls waist and the girl is just standing there
Variations: girl resting head on boy's shoulder both staring deeply into each others eyes. Girl standing in front of boy while boy has both hands wrapped around her.
tom: I really like Mary and Ned's couple pose
karen: I like it too........ we should make up our own couple pose
tom: But were not a couple
karen:.........
karen: I like it too........ we should make up our own couple pose
tom: But were not a couple
karen:.........
by po33 August 10, 2010
Get the couple pose mug.a reflex, any automatic, unthinking, often habitual behavior of posing response to a camera flash.
noting or pertaining to an involuntary response such as smiling and dropping everything just to strike a pose for photo opportunity.
noting or pertaining to an involuntary response such as smiling and dropping everything just to strike a pose for photo opportunity.
At the middle of a live television interview she suddenly exhibit the flash pose syndrome..
my friend is suffering from a flash pose syndrome, her world stops at a camera flash.
my friend is suffering from a flash pose syndrome, her world stops at a camera flash.
by lazy laila November 30, 2011
Get the flash pose syndrome mug.hand on the hip, head tilted, chest out. commonly found in the multiples of unnecessary pictures taken by teenage girls from glenbard WEST, not south. occasionally you will see a GEM doing the pose.
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