Plumber’s Moustache

When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.

I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!

by Ryfish! January 4, 2019

Plumber-Butt Syndrome

Whenever you see a man or woman, (typically a man in his round weight probably like 200's), who deny too wear belts in public, their pants ever so gently slip down to reveal their ass crack. This is commonly referred to plumbers, who have it happen naturally whilst working on pipes. Its a mystery how their booties keep escaping the fiber confinement that is jeans.

Man 1: "Aye didya get that wrench for me?"
Man 2: "Nah, i was starin at ya ass, i think you got plumber-butt syndrome. You really gotta buy a belt."
Man 1: "Maybe i gotta buy you a pair of glasses."

by smöls November 5, 2022

plumber jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A plumber jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a plumber jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

I heard that kid and his blonde girlfriend roll played a plumber jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

plumber fuck

the sexual move when a man fucks a woman in the ass, and somehow, against nature's will, forces the end of his dick out of the womans vagina so it can be rubed.

Jane screamed as i forced through to attempt a plumber fuck.

by tmac May 13, 2005

Plumber Pumper

Somebody who only has sex with a really fat person of the opposite sex. This person either likes a lot of cushion for the pushin or weight with the mate. The partner can be either ugly or hot, but mostly likely there going to be ugly ;)

Dude # 1: In the past year, I've had sex with Cindy, Faith, Monica, and Stephanie. What about you?

Dude # 2: Dude I've porked Brianna, Melannie, and Rebecca.

Dude # 1: DUDE! Those chicks are fat as hell, what are you a plumber pumper!?

by Croatian Sensation1 August 9, 2010

plumber's girdle

Wrapping some poor fuck up in duct tape such that his or her otherwise sagging belly is temporarily sucked in

Remember that time Court gave Sally a plumber's girdle?

by Hot Digity August 21, 2018

Plumber's dick

When you tuck your erection up in your waistline and the tip of your penis pokes out of the top of your pants.
Opposite of Plumber's crack.

90% of middle school was me trying to hide my Plumber's dick.

by Happy killsquad October 9, 2019